EXPLAINATION.....

Why does my pet's grooming cost more than my haircut?

1. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a bath.
2. You don't try to bite or scratch your hairdresser.
3. You don't wiggle, spin, or try to jump out of your hairdressers chair.
4. Your hairdresser only cuts the top of your head, not your whole body.
5. You don't try to hump the hairdresser.
6. Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears, brush your teeth, cut your toenails,
or squeeze your anal glands. And he/she would NEVER wash your butt!
7. You don't pee or poop while getting your hair cut.
8. You don't try to bite your hairdressers clippers, scissors, comb and brush.
9. You don't go 6 weeks (or more) without washing or brushing your hair.
10. Drying your hair doesn't create a cloud of floating hair that gets on and in
everything.